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“So moist… I can’t wait to be inside.”

(via This Vibe Tells You What to Do, Then Comes Real Fast « Searah’s Museum of Screwy Sex Toys)

WHAT OH MY GODDFSJGJKDG

WHAT THE FUCK OMG I WANT TO SOB

Excuse me while I die.

I would love to see this guy be interviewed for a job.

Employer: So it says that you did some voice over work, what kind of stuff did you do?

Guy: Oh I’m the voice of the Talking Dildo…

(via friaplata)

Source: screwysextoys.wordpress.com
  1. queerfemmeslut reblogged this from heyepiphora and added:
    bringing this back
  2. vodkaplz reblogged this from metalliccolouredphallus and added:
    I was literally crying before the video even started. I couldn’t even make it 30 seconds into the video. I just can’t…...
  3. metalliccolouredphallus reblogged this from lnformant
  4. ramqueen reblogged this from lnformant
  5. lnformant reblogged this from kurloz-the-mirthful and added:
    i want one where you can record your own sexy messages i want eridan saying a bunch of really awkward things he thinks...
  6. kurloz-the-mirthful reblogged this from heyepiphora and added:
    quietly brings this frightening shit back. because your dash needs talking dildos.
  7. thepartinger reblogged this from f-fontaine
  8. f-fontaine reblogged this from bendoverboy and added:
    SCREAMS AND SCREAMS
  9. bendoverboy reblogged this from notverykawaii and added:
    In your…
  10. beck--carter reblogged this from emyxbradley and added:
    Imagine it was Morgan Freeman’s O_O
  11. emyxbradley reblogged this from windgirlcurse
  12. dangerrwhale reblogged this from friaplata and added:
    Excuse me while I die. I would love to see this guy be interviewed for a job. So it says that you did some voice over...
  13. davidrjbeckham reblogged this from friaplata and added:
    I bet this is how Julio sounds
  14. friaplata reblogged this from alastairss and added:
    WHAT THE FUCK OMG I WANT TO SOB
  15. walk-the-walk reblogged this from seangibbz
  16. seangibbz reblogged this from crystalclit
  17. simply-sunshine reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA. YEEEEEES. I need to get that and scare the shit out of my mother next time she’s snooping through my room.
  18. ask4crazy reblogged this from accidentallyallthesouls and added:
    holy fuck that was funny. Started playing it at max volume while my roommate was trying to watch Jersey Shore....
  19. greenfleas reblogged this from melodiouschromata
  20. melodiouschromata reblogged this from cthulhucuddle5
  21. raymondhymentact reblogged this from nostopdasgay and added:
    I THINK I’M GOING TO CRY
  22. krakensoup reblogged this from pro-bending-fire-ferrets
  23. pro-bending-fire-ferrets reblogged this from nostopdasgay and added:
    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! WHAT AM I WATCHING?!
  24. revcleo reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    I could only listen to about two or three seconds of this. D:
  25. colddiarrhea reblogged this from skylemur
  26. hedonick reblogged this from under-the-covers
  27. lypo-phren-ia reblogged this from theonewithouteyebrows and added:
    i’m so getting this to creep people out.
  28. skylemur reblogged this from chrisroarshack and added:
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If anyone EVER talked to me like that during sex I would slit their throat. Instantly.
  29. 5blackberries reblogged this from bartonesque and added:
    WHAT?! .52 seconds—what are you talking about? you’re a vibrator. you don’t wear shirts. get real.